Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Pride: Batman & Robin Aren't Gay

We all know Batman and Robin aren't really gay.

Even though they go by the names "Bruce" and "Dick."

Just because they sleep in the same room and change and shower together.

That doesn't mean anything!!!

Batman has the hots for Catwoman and for Silver St. Cloud.

Robin has slept with Starfire (to much controversy in the 80s) and has been in love with Barbara (Batgirl) Gordon for years.

Still, the rumors persist.

So in honor of Pride Month, here for your enjoyment are some of the most (in)famous "gay" Batman and Robin scenes.

They are all actually published in DC comics. I promise. Nothing has been photo-edited.

Next week: DC's actually honest-to-goodness gay characters, including Batwoman and the new Green Lantern!! 

"Rainbow Batman." I can't MAKE this
stuff up!!!

Darn, ttanning time is over!

I'm sure there are plenty of reasons why
Batman would consider a leather thong a trophy.
Am I the only one to see the blue and pink symbolism here?

Of course they've touched! I the course of their
crime fighting capacities....! Just weird how the other men think of their
girl-friend/wives and Bruce thinks of his Dick.

No comments:

Post a Comment